Let's talk about those moments in which a dead battery is a bad, bad thing -- the kind of thing that can radically alter your life. There's the cell phone battery falling down to one bar when your significant other is calling from Europe to assure you that "it's not you, it's me," although it's more likely Antonio or Monique. There's the car battery going dead somewhere, anywhere in Wyoming on a winter night. Last, but certainly not least, there is that moment when bushwhacking through the densest thicket in the largest wilderness in the lower forty-eight states that you realize your GPS battery is going kaput and you have no back-up. Your love life may be in shambles, your car may be unreliable at best, but a safe route out of the woods is within your reach. Click "Add To Cart" and pat yourself on the back. |
